Thursday, May 04, 2006

Epitaph Competition

My thinking is very much no-ideas-barred. I have been surfing the net, and found this list of epitaphs. So naturally I have been thinking about what epitaph I should put on my grave... Here are some ideas... looking forward to feedback!!

Top Five Epitaphs for Stutterers:

1. Here rests T--tt--- forget it.

2. Finally no more stuttering.

3. Here rests TT--- me who has the same first name as the one 2 gravestones to the left and the same family name as the one 3 gravestones behind mine

4. Here r--es-- ehh lays Tom Weidig.

5. Sorry I still dont maintain eye contact.

Any more suggestions... :-)


P.S.
Here is my favourite one that I found on the Internet.

Here lies George Johnson
Hanged by mistake, 1882
He was right
We was wrong
But we strung him up
And now he's gone

4 comments:

John MacIntyre said...

OK, I'll take a stab at it;

"No … I didn’t ask to never stutter again!
I asked to be fluent!!!
… THERES A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!"

Einar said...

If you're unsure about what inscription you want on your grave try this tombstone generator:
http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

;-)

Einar said...

Hi Tom, have you experienced "lucky fluency" too? (check out my last entry in my blog) What do you think about it?

Law Student said...

Those are funny. :)